December 2011
81 posts
Every girl I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
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When I go back to school, and everybody is talking...
lilibethrubyc:
ratherdielaughing:
Guess who gained followers !
LMFAO
after a concert
everyone else: They were so good live werent they? Very very good show, shame about all the screaming, could barely hear them! But they are so amazing, im so happy I got to see them live!
Me: WE WERE IN THE SAME ROOM! THEY WERE BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS ME, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?!?!?!? THEIR AIR IS INSIDE ME, WE ARE CONNECTED! WE SHOULD WE BE MARRIED! AND DID YOU SEE THEIR CLOTHES?!?! THEY'RE SO PRETTY I WANT TO DIE, GOD SAVE MY SOUL SOMEBODY HOLD ME! THEY ARE SO PERFECT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO AND DID YOU HEAR THEM SING THAT SONG AND THEIR VOICES WERE JUST SO PERFECT AND THEN THEY GOT CHANGED AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE END OF MY LIFE COS THEY ARE JUST SO PRETTY AND PERFECT AND MY WHOLE BRAIN IS CRYING, I CANT BREATH I DONT WANT TO GO HOME. AND THEY LIKE WAVED AT OUR AREA, SO I THINK THEY SAW ME AND NOw THEY KNOW I EXIST WE CAN GET MARRIED!!! IT SHOULD BE IN THE SPRING BECAUSE THEN IT WONT BE TOO HOT OR COLD AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS DAY AS THE DAY WE MET AND FELL IN LOVE, BECAUSE THEY KNOOOOOOOOOWWWW MEEEEE! THIS IS THE BEST AND WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE, DONT MAKE ME GO. NOTHING WILL EVER BEAT THIS DAY, THE REST OF MY LIFE WILL BE A DISAPPOINTMENT AFTER THIS JUST KILL ME NOW AND LET ME DIE HAPPY!!!!11111!!!!!1!!!!!1
Derpy photo of your favorite celebrity
Normal person: What's wrong with their face?
You: OH GOD
You: OH SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST
You: YOU ARE TOO FUCKING PRECIOUS
You: YOU SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
You: OH GOD WHY DO I LOVE YOU
friend: can you keep a secret?
me: I CAN KEEP A SECRET IF YOU CAN KEEP ME GUESSING.
when i'm in math class
bite-myt0ngue:
Friend: Hey you wanna hang out today?
Me: Sure! Where?
Friend: Meet me-
Me: ON THAAAAAAAAAMES STREEEEEEEEEET, I'LL TAKE YOU OUT THOUGH I'M HARDLY WORTH YOUR TIME.
